Jun 15, 2010

Fortune Cookie 500#'s 406-410

On Fridays
Fridays are your two day freedom voucher.

On Mondays
There’s a reason why Monday rhymes with mundane.

On vacations
If you have more than 20 days worth of vacation you are doing various things wrong.

On eating right
Reflux is not a consequence, it’s a warning.

On assholes
When you put forth that much shit in life, of course you won’t notice the stench.

4 comments:

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RestrictionsApply said...

Gotta like his Jersey Shore photo, though.

Me said...

ROFL. Jersey Spammer!

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