Apr 23, 2011

Fortune Cookie 500#'s 486-490

On company motivation
All work and no play makes you the employee they want you to be.

On taking yourself too seriously
The ability to do something fun and stupid makes you more mature than people who are always serious.

On manners
Smiles are free because they are priceless.

On communication
Unlike telegrams, it’s actually more costly to write a two word email rather than a well explained message.

On work hours
Unlike humans, vampires have to force themselves to sleep to have a healthy life.


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