Sep 5, 2008

Fortune Cookie 500 #'s 196-200

On fixed salaries in advertising

The more you work, the less you earn.

On success

The swager of the mule shall forever be more noticeable than the load it carries.

On headphones

Without music, mortality rates within agencies would soar.

On lonely Creative Directors

You inspire me to fail.

On new businesses

Let us celebrate augmenting our workload.

* Only 300 to go woohooo.


the girl Riot™ said...

On headphones -- TRUE STORY. was just talking about this on fri with my close friend, her company prohibits access to pretty much everything (songza, pandora, youtube, homes of music). it's terrible.

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