More WAS WTF agency characters.

There are endless species and here are some that weren’t mentioned last time around. Feel free to add any that might meander through the halls of your particular agency.

The Vanilla Ice: Yeah, Cory, Spencer and Trevor are big bad mean mamma-jammas and listen to all the hip hop in the world. They keep price tags on their clothing and they have fucking stock in Puma, Adidas, not to mention ever increasing purchases of wife beaters and doo rags.

The Dirk Diggler: A guy who can’t help but think with his dick 24/7. Don’t stray conversation topics from the sweet asses, juicy jugs and pretty lips all around the office because he won’t follow.

The GI Ho: Sorry, every agency and workplace has at least one ho that was taken off a Jerry Springer show.

The Tony Soprano: Why is it that every place has at least one person who looks like a Mafia boss. It might be the slick hair, the pin stripe suit or that tommy gun he’s holding.

The Foreign Exchange student: Diversity means sexy 70% of the time and there just always seems to be someone exotic enough to fill out all requisites to be a wet dream for some of your coworkers.

The Asston: pranksters abound in advertising and you probably work with at one asshole that has punking people as his life’s purpose.

The Sean Connery/ Sofia Loren: Face it, every place is capable of producing Dilfs and Milfs. It’s not just a trend, it’s a fetish and something most people I know want to notch off their to-do lists.

The Droopy: Another brand of manic-depressive that just begs to be slapped around a while.

The Willy Loman: People so deluded with selling any and everything they can find that you can only pray for the Death of THOSE salesmen.

The Freddo: People who are adept at stabbing people in the back. I just wish they got the same ending this Corleone got.

The Whitney Houston: once a diva always a diva. These creatives have fallen from grace but can’t accept reality for however logical arguments you may offer.


Still there are more I’m sure. So what other fucknuts work or have worked with you?