Ok. Let’s try to make this a bit more interactive.
When you get out of a shit day at work, where everything sucks, where traffic is shit and you question why you wasted years of your life studying for something that pisses you off so much, what do you do to unwind? How do you keep sane, level headed or simply cope with the fact that life is an asshole (I resent calling it a bitch all the time) and that no matter how much you try, odds are you will be completely forgotten in 3 or 4 generations?
Do you smoke some hash? Do you do a line? Do you serve up a nice tall glass of scotch with a side of I hate my life? Do you jerk off? Do you fuck? Do you fist fuck yourself just to feel like you’re still working? Do you spoon with your Shitzu? Do you douse your crotch in Cocoa butter and sit in front of the AC with the cooler on full blast? Do you watch porn? Do you watch German porn? Do you watch German midget porn while fellating an autistic junkie? Do you bang your head against the wall for hours upon end just to quite the voices in your head telling you to get the job done rush? Do you finger fuck a dead raccoon? Do you call someone up to get it off your chest? Do you eat Cottage cheese from your milk carton? Do you make prank calls to your local clergy telling them your second coming is near? Do you contact children at myspace to convince them to suck the genie out of your lamp? Do you shoot a guy in the face? (hell Dick Chenney did it) Do you pray for the end of the world? Do you smoke a pack? Do you whip yourself and apply a cilice on your right thigh?
I prefer to play videogames, watch some tv, maybe drink a beer or two, write, or play guitar.
Do you go all Billy Blanks on someone’s ass Tae Bo style? Do you do yoga? We want to know.
Screw the country, tell us: What do you do for YOURSELF?
6 comments:
Actually I hug my kids, my husband and then my black lab.
I know that may sound sucky...but after a long day of writing commercials all day..and dealing with asshole sales goofs it's my only sane moment.
Then I might drink a whole bottle of red wine if I can afford it.
I bake cookies, brownies and then sell them to my fellow coworkers GET FAT MOTHER FUCKERS and make me rich!!! lol
Meh! For me me...I do one of the followings;
• I go shopping and buy underwear from The Gap
• I rent and watch pinky movies (I have Movie Pass lero lero)
• Drink wine and eat cheese with stuffed olives along with my dear friend R and maybe smoke with him.
• Call Mr P and.... well imagine the rest.
The only thing you can do with that much rage...I go to the gym and literally destroy myself...till I can't move. Then I'm too tired to care about rest of it.
Oh...sometimes I drive around in my car playing really loud music until my ears feal like they will bleed...that also calms me down.
What I did today: having lunch at the beach alone. Buying anything to eat and then sit in a beach chair under a palm. You go back to the office veeeeery relaxed.
Actually the first line write kinda says it all
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