Jul 2, 2008

Re-post: M for Motherfucker

M’ladies! M’gents! Marvelously melodious are the mimed messages of the mummified moronic minutiae mongering marauders. May I morosely meander on meaningless matters of the most macabre methods ever made by man? Massacred mandates moronically managed by maniacally mannered mollusk members of this meticulous management. Be it marijuana or marigold, may myself be motivated to offer these mingy millers of our marvelous messages something miraculous to mull over and metabolize via mist. Moreover known as my marketing melanomas of the most memorable merchandising Mac Daddies and Mac Mommies of this millennium. More than ever may I maintain from a messhugah’s manifesto, for though I may make the most of every moment, self proclaimed magnificos such as thee mash my mind, making mincemeat of this otherwise misunderstood man of the ink. Must I mobilize my motivational mode when you, my mutated mephisto of the creative, make a mish-mash of all the moistly mojoed multifaceted marketing messages melodramatically manufactured by myself, and my friends for the meaningless mordant muggers of mediocrity? By Mozart’s Mane I must mute these mummers, for mein kampf must mark my mood when mobilizing my efforts for a modest mutiny metastasized via my most moral mind. May I make the most of mystic mannerisms meant to massage my mood and may myself merely mutter musts to murder my malevolent mortifiers and make the most of my manifestation methodiously made known as me.

Originally posted 7/19/07 at 3:16 PM

4 comments:

Make the logo bigger said...

Man, you made a mouthful.

RestrictionsApply said...

Most magnificent!

adhack said...

M&Ms, mmmmmmmmm!

Me said...

My, My. Me marvels, much so.

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