Sep 6, 2010

Commercials I Hate: Freedent

Dating back twenty years, this humdinger of a piece of shit ad still pisses me off to this day. Having a douche talent is bad enough, having a smarmy voiced dildo with a combover, a dry mouth and pederast glasses would be enough to make me ultra hate the ad... but no... they had to throw in that lame ass trophy wife that admires her put a mili second after she "hits" the ball. We know you didn't sink the put. Hell, we know you didn't even hit the ball. But alas, Freedent wins and we're stuck between flipping the channel and missing 20 seconds of American Gladiators, or enduring the grind and seeing Lazer tackle the shit out of some hopeless dental assistant.


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